I’m absolutely not the type of man who ever treats myself.

I do not spend a lot of cash to keep myself blissful, healthy, or motivated in this world.

In fact, I’m the kind of man who purposely tries to be as low service as possible. This is why I was especially adamant about the high quality of the salon I was going to attend last month. I was convinced that I needed to go get a haircut and color in time for my sibling’s anniversary. Unfortunately, he insisted that I see a professional hair stylist. All I could tell his was, they better have amazing indoor air quality control systems. I can’t tell you how many times I visited the salon as a kid and was frosty frosty the entire time I sat in the chair. If you have ever had a long haircut and coloring experience you know how uncomfortable it can be, regardless of indoor air temperature. Even with the most ideal heating, cooling, and air quality control settings, it is not fun to sit still for 4 hours straight. I remembered various times that I was trapped in the barber’s chair with ice frosty a/c pounding down on my head from an overhead vent. I shivered for various hours straight under the Abundant a/c unit. When I asked my stylist about changing the temperature control, he replied to me that the indoor air temperature control settings were locked. If something like this cooling system debacle happens ever again, I swear I will never go back to a salon in my life.

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